Britain’s Ginger Mafia says Prince Harry has ‘brought shame on redheads’


Britain’s “Ginger Mafia” has called out Prince Harry for bringing unimaginable amount of “shame” on all redheads, for the way he has treated his family over the past few months.

Gary Smithers, who is the highest ranking member of the British Association of Gingers (BAG), has vehimently insisted on the banishing of Harry from their ranks, insisting that they cannot condone him anymore as a “part of the gang.”

Harry, who os one of UK’s high-profile member of the group, have been at loggerheads with his family, alongside his wife, Meghan Markle have accused his family of maltreatment and racism.

Harry, 36, said he had been “trapped” in the family, that he felt “let down” by his dad Prince Charles after their security was pulled, and alluded to a rift with his brother Prince William.

His wife, Meghan also revealed that the royal family had expressed deep concerns about the colour of her then-unborn child – wondering how black his skin would look.

Harry’s fellow redheads have since then stood against him for “speaking his mind” in such a belittling way about his family.

Gary ‘Carrot Top’ Smithers, chairman of BAG, said: “As a famous ginger, we expect Harry to really fly the flag for the redhead community in a positive way – you know, like Geri Halliwell and Chris Evans.

Gary Smithers

“We’re known for having fiery tempers, but the way Harry’s aired his dirty laundry in public and taken aim at his own family, creating a problem for our beloved Queen, is not what we’re about.”

“It was a bit selfish,” added Gary. “To be honest, he’s acted more like a blond than a redhead.

“If he ever returns to the UK – and I hope he doesn’t – he won’t be welcome at BAG meetings or social events. He’s brought shame on redheads and can consider himself excommunicated.

“Thank the lord he’s going bald anyway.”

Other top-notch members of the group include Ed Sheeran and Mick Hucknall.